tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85369130056104981992012-01-31T22:05:26.266-08:00JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8536913005610498199.post-81839736182190333312010-03-12T17:08:00.000-08:002010-03-12T17:09:24.321-08:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/Sc5HRvmqTVI/AAAAAAAAc4w/dzHxc49wWgw/s400/2+SLAB+N+ERNIE+COWBOYS+INDIANS.jpg" width="309px" height="400px"><script language="javascript"> function sortNumber(a,b){ return a.match(/[0-9]+/) - b.match(/[0-9]+/); } var George291title = new Array(); var m = 0; function George291function(json) { for (var i = json.feed.entry.length - 1; i > -1; i--) { var entry = json.feed.entry[i]; var posttitle = entry.title.$t; var matchlabel = "George291"; var posturl; for (var k = 0; k < entry.link.length; k++) { if (entry.link[k].rel == 'alternate') { posturl = entry.link[k].href; break; } } if ( posttitle.search(/Comic Book Day/i) > -1 ) { George291title[m] = posttitle.match(/[0-9]+/) + ' ' + (m+100) + '<span>' + posttitle.link(posturl) + '</span>'; 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} var Heartaches7025title = new Array(); var m = 0; function Heartaches7025function(json) { for (var i = json.feed.entry.length - 1; i > -1; i--) { var entry = json.feed.entry[i]; var posttitle = entry.title.$t; var matchlabel = "Heartaches7025"; var posturl; for (var k = 0; k < entry.link.length; k++) { if (entry.link[k].rel == 'alternate') { posturl = entry.link[k].href; break; } } if ( posttitle.search(/Heartaches Pilot/i) > -1 ) { Heartaches7025title[m] = posttitle.match(/[0-9]+/) + ' ' + (m+100) + '<span>' + posttitle.link(posturl) + '</span>'; m++; } } var re = /<.*<\/span>/i; Heartaches7025title = Heartaches7025title.sort(sortNumber); for (m = 0; m < Heartaches7025title.length ; m++) { document.write('<p style="font-size: large">' + Heartaches7025title[m].match(re) + '</p>'); } } </script> <script src="http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/-/Heartaches?max-results=100&alt=json-in-script&callback=Heartaches7025function"></script> <!-- end labeled posts list script --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8536913005610498199-6763815434276763080?l=jkcartoonstories.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8536913005610498199.post-86967183372686337392009-12-28T09:50:00.000-08:002010-01-18T14:30:56.529-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">"I AM A REGULAR CAT"<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CtatqIKkI/AAAAAAAAkmk/P3_vis0XGuU/s1600-h/MaynardBeetleBlack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CtatqIKkI/AAAAAAAAkmk/P3_vis0XGuU/s400/MaynardBeetleBlack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427028225425943106" border="0" /></a>Maynard is Roxy's cat. He is a cuddly bug eating ball of greasy fur. He hates the Curly Fuzz Poodle. He likes to chew up his stuffing whenever Roxy isn't around. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/Syvmy3D5d3I/AAAAAAAAkKA/gy0IQI_1iYI/s1600-h/heart003a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/Syvmy3D5d3I/AAAAAAAAkKA/gy0IQI_1iYI/s400/heart003a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416676738291300210" border="0" /></a>He mixes it up with exoskeleton parts and puts it back into the poor dog. Something during the first season changes him in a magical way. He discovers the joys of greed.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CsFzFGmYI/AAAAAAAAkmM/tDTH24-ffhA/s1600-h/HeartachesBible4RoxyGrooves.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CsFzFGmYI/AAAAAAAAkmM/tDTH24-ffhA/s400/HeartachesBible4RoxyGrooves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427026766592383362" border="0" /></a>Roxy and her friends have a band that is kind of crappy, but of course they dream of hitting the bigtime like all garage bands do.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CsFe-gWSI/AAAAAAAAkmE/_p9XRJ8Nukk/s1600-h/HeartachesOnStage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CsFe-gWSI/AAAAAAAAkmE/_p9XRJ8Nukk/s400/HeartachesOnStage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427026761196001570" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CrGkiD8kI/AAAAAAAAkl8/1GWXInJh6Hc/s1600-h/HeartachesBible16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CrGkiD8kI/AAAAAAAAkl8/1GWXInJh6Hc/s400/HeartachesBible16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427025680355553858" border="0" /></a><br />This position really hurts, but it's worth it to Maynard to be a Hollywood bigshot.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CtbHJMfaI/AAAAAAAAkms/Cdnqz9oVkh4/s1600-h/MaynardHindBlack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CtbHJMfaI/AAAAAAAAkms/Cdnqz9oVkh4/s400/MaynardHindBlack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427028232267136418" border="0" /></a>I think Maynard will become one of the main characters and a star in his own right, because he is so greasy and matted - and ambitious.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1Cq_9opEmI/AAAAAAAAkl0/gfXjjLERTak/s1600-h/HeartachesBible21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1Cq_9opEmI/AAAAAAAAkl0/gfXjjLERTak/s400/HeartachesBible21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427025566834954850" border="0" /></a><br />Maynard thinks up all his best schemes while laying belly-down on the engine of Dad's car where it's nice and warm. and greasy as all get out.Roxy loves the guy, as she loves all fuzzy things and thinks he and her toys should get along. Her Mom makes sure that never happens. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CwlwPNSrI/AAAAAAAAkm0/7TvwuBSnqt4/s1600-h/MaynardandMom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/S1CwlwPNSrI/AAAAAAAAkm0/7TvwuBSnqt4/s400/MaynardandMom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427031713631783602" border="0" /></a>She loves Maynard too, even when he leaves gnawed birds and squirrels in her fluffy slippers.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/SyBdfwdEmZI/AAAAAAAAkAM/FuTQUWePobQ/s1600-h/Heartaches_4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/SyBdfwdEmZI/AAAAAAAAkAM/FuTQUWePobQ/s400/Heartaches_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413429552263502226" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8536913005610498199-8696718337268633739?l=jkcartoonstories.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8536913005610498199.post-13329292405853897022009-12-11T16:12:00.000-08:002009-12-29T13:11:23.679-08:00<img id="pooberty5995" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/SyACwzvaxMI/AAAAAAAAj_E/h-9sQpDBTWg/s400/8ClashKirby.jpg"><!-- start labeled posts list script --> <script language="javascript"> function sortNumber(a,b){ return a.match(/[0-9]+/) - b.match(/[0-9]+/); 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